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Five out of five demons agree, Christ is King!
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools!
I broke the rules. I prayed in school. I’m such a menace to society.
Before you go to sleep, give your problems to God. He’ll be up all night anyway.
April 1st: National Atheists’ Day.
If you can’t stand the heat– better make plans to avoid it.
The wages of sin is death– quit before payday!
Rapture… separation of church & state!
If you’re puzzled by life, Jesus is the missing peace!
In case of rapture… car’s yours!
Get right, or get left!
Do you follow Jesus this closely?
Choosy moms choose life
Why drink and drive, when you can pray and fly?
Make your eternal reservations now— ’smoking’ or ‘non-smoking’?
Jesus built us a bridge, with 2 boards and 3 nails.
Count your blessings! Recounts are OK—
Don’t be God’s weakest link!
Give God what’s right, not what’s left.
“Pray” is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).
Man’s way leads to a hopeless end! God’s way leads to an endless hope.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma,but DO NOT LET him be the PERIOD.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit over religious nuts”.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift.
Prayer – Don’t give God instructions-just report for duty.
Walmart isn’t the only saving place.
God doesn’t want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest.
Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
A family altar can alter a family.
We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
This Church is “Prayer Conditioned”.
When God ordains, He sustains.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Wisdom has two parts: (1) Having a lot to say. (2) Not saying it.
Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive.
Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does.
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
He who angers you controls you.
Worry is the darkroom in which “negatives” are developed.
Give Satan an inch and he’ll be a ruler.
For all you do, His blood’s for you.
Forbidden fruits creates many jams.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them and He will clean them.
Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
Is Someone in Heaven Expecting to see you there?
Live For Jesus Now Read the Bible — It Will Scare the Hell Out of You!
God’s been patient… So Far!
Jesus is coming, and boy is he mad!
God allows “U-Turns”
We believe in UFO’s: Unity, Forgiveness and Outreach!
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
In the sentence of life the devil may be a comma, but NEVER let him be the Period.
If you can’t Sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd..In the dark?
Follow the Son.
Atheism is myth-understood
Faith is believing what you know ain’t so!
Adam – a rough Draft
Don’t Believe everything you think…
Support Evolution: 500 thousand Amphibians can’t be wrong.
“Do what ever he tells you to do” Mary
Experience Life At No Cost! Call 1-800-MEET-God
Friends don’t let friends miss out on Heaven!
Go to church. Avoid the Christmas rush.
Next time you think you’re perfect … try walking on water!
I was saved by Body Piercing
In Case of Rapture this car will be unoccupied
Don’t go without the flow
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase.
Blessed by Jesus – Spoiled by my husband.
Bring the children to me — God.
C’mon over and bring the kids — God.
CAUTION! Non-exposure to the Son will cause burning.
CAUTION! God At Work! Person In Progress!
Christians are square… with God.
Christians aren’t perfect… just forgiven.
Did you thank God today?
Do you have any idea where you’re going?– God.
Don’t follow me, follow Jesus!
Don’t give up. Look up!
Don’t think God has a sense of humor? Look at the platypus.
Don’t worry about tomorrow, God is already there!
Empower yourself, Lean on the Lord.
Enlighten Up!
Even Darwin KNOWS God created earth (now).
Everyone has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Father God created Mother Earth!
For all you do, His blood’s for you!
Go to church don’t wait for the Hearse to take you.
God gives and forgives, Man gets and forgets!
God is. Any questions?
God loves you whether you like it or not!
God loves you! And I’m really trying.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
GOD RULES – always has. always will.
God says it, I believe it, That settles it.
God spoke, and BANG! It happened!
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore that going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Have a God day!
Have God, will travel!
Have you read my #1 best seller? There’ll be a test — God
Heaven is outa this world!
His pain, our Gain!
I’m under the influence… of God!
I don’t question your existence – GOD.
If you want to get High, try the Lord!
Interface with God: jesus@heaven.net.
Laughter is God’s Sunshine!
Open your Heart, open your Mind, open your Bible!
