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Names

Posted by christiancarguy on October 13, 2007

What have you named your car?
My Truck……”Little Red” 1995 Dodge Dakota 235,000 miles
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Car Name Greats:
92 Peugeot “Urge” (when he got the urge he started)
1960 Studebaker “Mild Mannered Larry The Lark” or split personality “Sam the Stud Sude”
“Garfield” the 600,000 mile VW (Garfield color)
“Geonardo Demetrio” Canadian Geo Metro
“Iona” Toyota
“Henry” Honda
“Little Chippy”
“The Toad” a 1965 Chevy
A Brown Car named “Reese” From last week
My Sisters 1965 Green Rambler American “Sarge”
White VW Rabbit Named “Snow Flake”
My 1st Car a hand me down from my other Sister “Andy” a 1960 Rambler American
Here is why I think you should love on your car
Number one I think it’s Biblical.
Pro 12:27 The lazy man does not roast[fn2] his game, but the diligent man prizes his possessions.
2. Number two if you love your car, you won’t be so quick to trade it…
It’s hard to trade a member of the family…
you may think I’m kidding, but I’m really not….
This Love affair will not only give you more motoring enjoyment, but it will save you big money.
So how do you develop this Love for your car
Name it…color…personality…it’s a sign of endearment
We are very Blessed at our Church to have Gary Chapman the Author of the book the 5 love languages on our staff and I’m going to plagiarize his methods here to help us see ways to Love our vehicles.
Words of affirmation
Quality time
Receiving gifts
Acts of Service
Physical touch
At this point I’m sure you’re thinking Robby you’ve gone to far your losing it…but these are the very traits that I see in people who love their car. You have to know your cars love language
Receiving gifts…some peoples cars love accessories …chrome exhaust pipes, wheels, spoilers…you show me an accessorized car and 99% of the time I’ll show you an owner that loves their car
Acts of Service…some cars loved to be waxed…right Jerry…what’s the name of that wax?….. Yesterday a friend was telling me of his 55 Buick skylark convertible… Black..he told me how he waxed it twice a month..Oh that was a car he said…no one can tell me that cars love language wasn’t acts of service…oil changes…radiator flushes…. Oh some cars go googally for a radiator flush
Quality time…some cars love language is quality time…they love to go out for a drive…this isn’t a drive to work…no this is quality time…they love mountain roads or a drive by the beach…they just want to be driven for the fun of it… you can really see this in the movie cars…Route 66 they just wanted to experience the ride the handling
Physical touch…waxing of course…rubbing the leather or Armouralling the dash drives them wild
Words of affirmation….If this is your cars love language you have to name this car. This car loves to be praised…tell others what a great car it is…how it never let you down in 80,000 miles, or how smooth a ride… how fast, great gas mileage, safe it took a hit and kept on ticking…don’t ever put this car down. Insults empty it’s love tank and readies it for the crusher. Literally
Oh by the way…once you’ve discovered your cars love language…you have probably have discovered your own.
What other show could you possibly get this kind of advice from…call us with your thoughts…1-866-34-truth or your car’s name we will add it to the list of greats 1-866-348-7884
Falling in love with your, I’m pretty sure will not only enchance your motoring life, but will save many an undeserving car from being traded away

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